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May 26

Digg Stories are disappearing - for no reason.

It's happened over and over. I get a story that steadily climbs to 25, 30, and 35 diggs... Then magically, it's gone.
 
I still see it in my digging history, but if you "Digg for Stories" you won't find it... if you sort by most diggs, it won't be there, you can look at them in the order they were submitted, and it won't show up.
 
What is going on, Digg? I'm tired of it, so I thought I might rant a bit on this blog. Check the screenshots to see the story I submitted and where it SHOULD have landed in the timeline - but somehow didn't.
 
DIGG... WHERE ARE MY STORIES?????
 
NOTE: Click on the thumbnails to see what I'm talking about. Take not of the time submitted and where the story should have been in the timeline. These stories - if they were reported for some reason - should have that listed. 
 
March 29

Digg adds "Diggable Comments"

In true Digg.com style, the comments section is now diggable. The cool thing about this is now if there are comments that rock, they will be up near the top if you simply set your threshold to view the top rated comments.
 
Often a story will come up on the front page about some software that is supposedly the best for VoIP, Remote Control, or some other item - and in the comments of that FP'd story there's usually a better program for doing the same thing.
 
This way, you'll find that comment and know about it - assuming other people digg that comment, and you sort by rating.
 
Rock on, digg.
March 10

A DJ Site with mad skills

There is a pretty sweet site that teaches you how to DJ using computers, they talk about pretty much every piece of software out there!

Check it out!

http://www.djskills.com
December 05

Add the MSN Messenger Bot for quick answers to your burning questions

So, you have a friend who happens to be on the show "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire". He calls and has 30 seconds for an answer, and you know if you Google it you'll get a million results, you just want an ANSWER - NOW!! Along comes MSN Messenger's "Encarta Bot". All you have to do is add encarta@conversagent.com to your contacts list, then when you have a question you can double-click and ask away - You'd be surprised how good it is at answering almost ANY question.
 
Total craziness.
November 16

Top 25 Digg.com Users’ First Submissions

In the not-quite-a-year period I’ve been a digg.com member, I’ve come to appreciate the people who work hard to make it a great site, not just Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht, but the users themselves who submit truly fantastic content. I thought it would be interesting to take a look at the top 25 digg.com users (as listed at http://digg.com/topusers) and see what each of these members submitted as their very first story, and see what was the first story they ever submitted that made it all the way to the GLORIOUS front page.

 

Some of them (albertpacino comes to mind) had a not-so-interesting first story submitted, which also makes this list very interesting – not everyone who’s hot now on Digg.com started that way.

 

These Top 25 I have chosen mostly because I didn't want to type any further, but seriously because they literally have changed the way I surf FOREVER. I know it's hard work to submit hundreds of articles a day, so thank you all you hard-working diggers, you are absolutely the reason my internet habits have been forever changed.

 

So, without further delay, I bring you the Digg.com Top 25 User List – Complete with First Post.

 

#1 - Albertpacino:

 

1st ever submitted: http://digg.com/links/World_s_First_Golden_Newspaper_

1st ever frontpaged: http://digg.com/links/How_fast_are_your_reactions_

User’s Listed Website:

http://albertpacino.com

 

 

#2 - Jem

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/design/Host_your_own_photo_site

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/design/Host_your_own_photo_site

User’s Listed Website:

http://jembrotherhood.com/

 

#3 – DarkHack

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/technology/Bill_Gate_Is_A_Knight

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/technology/Bill_Gate_Is_A_Knight

User’s Listed Website:

http://www.rongthach.com

 

#4 – tommytrc

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/apple/Create_your_own_“life_poster‟ (This link does not work, not sure why – check out his profile here)

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/apple/Installing_OS_X_on_a_PC

User’s Listed Website:

http://www.sparkatopia.com/

 

#5 – 1gunit

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/music/another_one_BITs_the_dust

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/links/why_do_some_people_cheat_on_this_site_im_talkin_to_you_lineman

User’s Listed Website:

http://da1gunit.blogspot.com/

 

#6 – snipehack

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/apple/Steve_Jobs_on_list_of_most_influential_people_in_world_today

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/apple/Steve_Jobs_on_list_of_most_influential_people_in_world_today

User’s Listed Website:

http://snipehack.com/

 

#7 – summer2005

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/linux_unix/Microsoft_turns_humble…admits_Linux_is_a_winner_

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/linux_unix/Microsoft_turns_humble…admits_Linux_is_a_winner_

User’s Listed Website:

None

 

#8 – bonlebon

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/links/LucasArts:_The_Xmas_bonus_Nazis,_no_bonus_for_you_

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/links/Phoon:_the_odd_pose_for_pictures.

User’s Listed Website:

http://bonlebon.blogspot.com/

 

#9 – Ostermayer

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/gaming/GTA_for_free

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/gaming/GTA_for_free

User’s Listed Website:

http://ostermayer.us/

 

#10 – sahaskatta

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/apple/Apple_iPhone

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/apple/Apple_iPhone

User’s Listed Website:

http://blogger.sahaskatta.com/

 

#11 – johkalhaups

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/technology/HP_to_Sell_Linux-Based_Home_Media_Hub

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/security/This_Site_Will_Scare_You,_But_In_A_Good_Way_

User’s Listed Website:

http://www.thehangoutsite.com/

 

#12 – ncaa76

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/software/New_Hi-res_screenshots_of_Unreal_3

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/software/New_Hi-res_screenshots_of_Unreal_3

User’s Listed Website:

None

 

#13 – mbeck145

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/security/Court:_Mom_s_Eavesdropping_Violated_Law

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/security/Court:_Mom_s_Eavesdropping_Violated_Law

User’s Listed Website:

http://www.section3.net/moblog

 

#14 – scottwills

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/technology/UK_net_users_leading_TV_downloads

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/technology/New_find_could_revolutionize_electronics

User’s Listed Website:

http://www.scottwills.co.uk/

 

#15 – jefflundberg

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/software/Windows_XP_Command-line_reference_A-Z

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/software/Windows_XP_Command-line_reference_A-Z

User’s Listed Website:

http://jefflundberg.com/

 

#16 – Gunn

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/security/Microsoft_Releases_Malicious_Software_Removal_Tool_Version_1.1

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/technology/Class_clown_now_nets_1_million_hits_a_day

User’s Listed Website:

http://www.gunnsdeals.net/

 

#17 – MrCalifornia

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/movies/Hacking_Netflix

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/links/How_to_get_the_perfect_shave

User’s Listed Website:

http://whitehotnow.blogspot.com/

 

#18 – jsavitt

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/technology/_In_My_Humble_Opinion..._(IMHO)

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/software/South_Park_Character_Generator

User’s Listed Website:

http://ubergeek316.blogspot.com/

 

#19 – dtang

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/links/New_Tech_Update_Weblog

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/movies/Superbowl_XXXIX_Commercials_Banned_Included_

User’s Listed Website:

http://www.xeniac.com/

 

#20 – slowspin (That’s me!)

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/security/Follow-Up_to_the_Credit_Card_Prank

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/security/Follow-Up_to_the_Credit_Card_Prank

User’s Listed Website:

http://spaces.msn.com/members/slowspinrematch/

 

#21 – avijit

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/security/Nokia_smart_phones_under_attack

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/science/Things_That_Make_the_Earth_Go_Hm_

User’s Listed Website:

None

 

#22 – Justblaze

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/technology/Wi-Fi_standard_impasse_makes_802.11n_merger_likely

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/technology/Toshiba_Adds_Lightscribe_to_DVD_Drive

User’s Listed Website:

http://newtechfoundry.blogspot.com/

 

#23 – legionnrg

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/programming/96KB_Assembly_Game

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/programming/96KB_Assembly_Game

User’s Listed Website:

http://www.nathangillett.com/

 

#24 – kevinrose

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/links/Torrent_search_engine

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/links/Torrent_search_engine

User’s Listed Website:

http://kevinrose.com/

 

#25 – TeChGuRL19

 

1st ever submitted:

http://digg.com/links/The_Screen_Savers_Name_Change_Confirmed_

1st ever frontpaged:

http://digg.com/links/The_Screen_Savers_Name_Change_Confirmed_

User’s Listed Website:

None

 

What is interesting about this to me is that many of these members have quit submitting since a few months ago, so we will definitely see changes in the Top 25 as time goes by, but in the meantime, we can thank these hard-working users for submitting great content most of the time. And of course, thanks digg.com for a great idea and letting the users have control of what they want.

November 02

Buy a House on eBay, Get a Wife - FREE

This is one of the strangest things I have seen. There is an almost-50 year old woman calling herself "priceless" and offering herself - and her house- on eBay. Purchase the home for the tidy sum of $600,000 and you will get the wife - and a lifetime of headaches - for free.
 
I understand it's lonely out there for some of you guys, but I would like to take the opportunity to simply say:
 
SNAP OUT OF IT!!
 
Anyone who sells themselves and calls themselves "priceless" is not worth it.
 
A Photo of the "Priceless" woman:
November 01

Mint provides Web Admins with Nintendo / Konami Easter Egg

So this is what happens when you become a grown-up gamer – you start remembering things. Things like Up, Down, Up, Down, B, A, Select, Start.

 

The “Konami Code”.

 

Nintendo brought much joy to my life as a child.

Mint up to v1.14 has a hidden easter egg based on this wonderful code.

Go check it out yourself, and in case you weren’t aware, they also have a marvelous Widget for Konfabulator – It’s minty!

 

October 29

AirTran basically GIVING away flights

I am not a Deal-Poster. This is not a deals website. But every once in a while, you just have to help out others with information you might have.
 
AirTran is doing an interesting promotion - purchase a cup of coke from Wendy's, get 1/4 of a credit towards a flight.
 
It takes 16 credits for a free flight (roundtrip).
 
You can get as many as 32 credits from this promotion.
 
Do the math - 128 cups of Wendy's Coke gets you 2 free flights. Thats a cost of about $130 to go two places in the US - not too shabby.
 
October 28

Digg.com Adds a New Web Site

On October 24th, 2005 www.digg.com added the site www.diggdeals.com which simply points to their "deals" section for stories that have been dugg to the frontpage.
 
What does this mean for Digg? Absolutely nothing - yet. There are plenty of "deals" web sites out there, and digg's deals section has rarely produced any gems - at least as far as I'm concerned.
 
But it may mean a shift in strategy for the web site, which currently has one web site and several categories for different types of stories. Could this mean that digg is sub-dividing into categories to allow them to target different audiences?
 
The move would make sense. When digg first started, there was plenty of time to browse the site. Someone would submit a site, you could look it over and decide whether or not you liked it - but as time has gone by and more registered users have joined, a story - sometimes a VERY GOOD story - will not make the front page, because no one had time to see it.
 
By separating sites (deals, apple, hardware / technology, humor, videos, etc.) you wil have more time to vote on what you like and more importantly you can look at what you want. If you are into humor, go to www.digghumor.com or if you like technology, www.diggtech.com or whatever they choose for domain names.
 
This is going to help draw visitors who are not necessarily tech fans. The idea of "digging" stories is good for anything - tech related or not, people shouldn't be refused from voting on what they like and driving it to the front page of a site that is all about decorating. Or fashion. Or Music Videos. Or whatever.
 
Now, with digg.com's infusion of cash ($2.8 Million), I think we will finally see the changes we have been looking for from this great company for a very long time.

Why you've never seen a "B" size battery

Ever think about why you go to the store and they have AA, AAA, C, and D batteries - but no A or B? I would think A and B would be the most popular, and are we REALLY OUT of letters so we have to start saying AAA and AA?? This article answers the questions that have BURNED in YOUR BRAIN!
 
October 27

Flash Hard Drive Delivers SCREAMING Speed

One complaint I have always had about my computer is that the OS takes WAY TOO LONG to load - It's common for bootup times to reach 2 and 3 minutes.
 
I have often theorized that a flash-based HD would solve those problems. Adtron has released a new Flash-Based 128 Gigabyte drive that should finally revolutionize the industry. It promises 80 m/b per second SUSTAINED transfer rates.
 
Although the price is slated at $1,900 for just the 8 Gig, the price would give you a system faster than almost anyone you know. The key is to keep the OS and a few pertinent programs on the drive, and use other storage for more conventional items (like your movies in Divx format - you know you have them).
 
Of course, this solves some problems but to really move forward, I would like to see a 1 Gig flash chip being built into motherboards - one that contains the OS, and a further instruction set for H/W interfacing. This is something I think Microsoft would push for, becuase it would be another step toward piracy control for them - an OS built into a flash-chip? They'd love it. You'd need both a license key and your motherboards serial # to install an OS.
 
Personally, I'd like it only for speed reasons, I'm not a big fan of calling Microsoft anytime you needed to reload your OS just to get a new activation code.
 
Flash-based technology for the Hard Drive is one of several uses for the format that I've been wanting to see, but I think eventually EVERY device will have flash memory built into it - sound cards (for re-writable MIDI instructions) video cards (also for new instruction sets) and much more.
 
In the meantime, it's good to see flash technology being put to good use, and within 3 years I expect to see it at a price point that will make our bloated OS's much faster, though compact programming wouldn't hurt either.
October 26

Google Comes Clean, GoogleBase Revealed

You can list your car. Or 10 cars. Or a party. Or articles about current events on your site.
 
You can do it in a bulk-file upload, so you won't have to repeat the process several times, a great tool for retailers.
 
You can upload pictures with it.You can type in the Vehicle type, make, model, and year - and more importantly, you can add meta-tags.
 
In case you actually read my earlier articles, you know this is *almost* exactly what we said it would be.
 
It is not a replacement for Craigslist as some suggested. It is not a simple classified ad site, as others suggested. No, this is the first step to a truly inter-relational tagged databse with the all-in-one capability to turn the retail world upside-down - but if you actually *looked* at the website for GoogleBase (http://base.google.com) you may have thought to yourself, "Gee, that's it?"
 
Some things you'll notice about this service: As usual, it's free. To upload pictures of your item (up to 10 of them)! To create a meta-tagged listing - and POINT IT TO YOUR OWN WEBSITE! To add Contact, Location, and Payment info! This will integrate with GoogleMaps too (which came OUT of beta status as of today). It should point you to locals who have the stuff you want so you don't need to worry about shipping anymore.
 
As if that weren't good enough, check this out - a direct quote from the site. "You can describe any item you post with attributes, which will help people find it when they search Google Base. In fact, based on the relevance of your items, they may also be included in the main Google search index and other Google products like Froogle and Google Local."

 

Yeah, post your item on Google and it may end up on the front page of their search results.

 

You have to pay HUGE money for that with eBay, but with Google you may just get it tossed in. FREE. Now that's advertising.

 

But with the tagging of items this will go much farther much faster - a tagged, inter-relational database will do wonders for the web resale world - I wouldn't be surprised to see it compete heavily with eBay and Amazon, and take as much as 50% of eBay's business, with a much lesser impact on retail sites like Amazon.

 

But you already knew that, because you read my previous article - didn't you?

Google Steals a Base

While people around the web had much to say, (including screenshots) the conjecture, speculation, and guesswork ran rampant - including here at my very own blog. The announcement from Google came swiftly in response to all this activity, and it said...
 
Well, not much.
 
Here's a snippet from Google's own web log: "We are testing a new way for content owners to submit their content to Google, which we hope will complement existing methods such as our web crawl and Google Sitemaps."
 
Wow. Can't wait.
 
This really doesn't reveal much about Google's intentions - "content owners"? Is this going to be a quicker way for site operators to submit keywords, a classified ad site for "physical" content owners, what??
 
Well, the answer - for now - is we don't know. It is still quite possible the idea is centered around a tagged database that cross-indexes... that would make the most sense if for no other reason than the secrecy behind Google's "press release" (if a blog can be called that).
 
Until Google announces more about it, it will just be "All your base are now belong to us".
 
On a side note, my article yesterday caused quite a stir- the folks over at Silicon Valley Sleuth didn't like it. In fact, I believe the linked article said something to the effect of "false prophets starting their lie machines".
 
Thankfully, they also lumped me in with the NY Times' own John Markoff, who wrote an article with a similar viewpoint, though simplified - it stated that the site would be Google's classified ad site.
 
Although some of what my article spoke about was guesswork (as I even admitted therein) I don't feel there is anything from Google's press release that would indicate they aren't going to do exactly what I said they would.
 
I guess we all just have to wait and see. Dangit.
October 25

Google adds Tagged Database, plans world domination. KNEEL BEFORE GOOGLE!

Google has done a lot of interesting stuff, some of it has been less-than-exciting (see:GoogleTalk) and it's easy to drown out talk about Google these days.
 
As I write this article, it strikes me as important to mention that this is the LARGEST SINGLE STEP GOOGLE HAS EVER TAKEN. Sorry to yell with the CapsLock.
 
Why is it so important? Well, think of the online retailers in the business right now. How does Ebay sell stuff? You have to have an account, get charged a bunch of money to list (including pictures, etc.) and while they have categories for your stuff, you must rely on them to create categories and subcategories. If the category doesn't exist, too bad, you're out of luck.
 
With Amazon, you have options of stuff you can buy, sorted nicely for you, and you add it to your cart, check out, etc.
 
Google looks to make the small guy as big as the big guy. When you go to www.base.google.com (not currently up) you will have a page come up where you simply type something similar to buy:speakers and based on your profile (which should be stored in a cookie, or you can sign in) it will find speakers, sorted by type, used or new, close to your zip code (unless you specify otherwise) within a certain price range (again, unless you specify). Cost of listing your item? $0. They will have tags added to the database, so when you type sell:speakers it will ask what kind, if they don't have it in their database yet, then when you add it, and it will be there from now on.
 
How can they offer a seller-service with photo hosting included (sort of - stock photos) for free? Easy - the way they do everything, advertiser-based revenue. When you search for buy:speakers, ads will come up for big retailers offering speakers and amps, speakers stands, and entertainment centers. Tag-Based advertising. And you won't mind, because you never had to register (like ebay and Amazon) and you didn't have to pay any fees to list your stuff.
 
The tags will allow Google to automatically load a picture of the stock item you are selling, as the item should be recognized by the database, so don't worry about that, but if you want to add a picture of your specific item, you can do that to by pointing to a flickr or photobucket picture (assumption... Nobody has seen this yet).
 
This routine is similar to what Flickr does for photos. You can name your photo whatever you want, and then you tag it so everyone knows that "img_09443.jpg" is really "Eiffel Tower" "Vacation" "Personal" and whatever else you say it is.
 
When you do this with Google's tagged database, you'll get a fair amount of tagging options, like "Used" "Mint" "New In Box" "Wrecked" "Restored" "Original" and etc. So there will be no guesswork on that as a buyer, they will see the item and it's condition right away, probably finding one within 50 miles.
 
That's about it for the seller part, now what about identity??
 
Yes, Google can now take a tagged database and do a few things with it - it's relational, so if for instance, one seller trusts one buyer (think ebay feedback) they will remark that after their transaction. Now, what if that seller is untrusted by several others? Does that make the person they sold to untrustworthy? No, but it gives a frame of reference - 6 degrees of separation. If three untrustworthy people say someone else is trustworthy, it will not be a bad mark for that person, simply a note that reminds you to "consider the source". With a tagged database, though the source could now be someone big - like a bank or lender, who says you are trustworthy.
 
You can see where this is going, it is better than a bunch of negative / positive feedback on ebay, it goes much deeper than a seller review of Amazon - this is real people, 6 degrees of separation, and within months at least SOMEONE you know should have sold or bought something, and since your are in a relational databse where you are marked as "Friends" you will have a one-degree separation of positive input.
 
Interested in finding out more? If the friend says they are OK with it, you can send an email that Google routes (for anonymity) to the friend, where you ask more info about the seller. They give a personal recommendation, telling you about them, and you have another layer of security - all because of a relational, tagged database.
 
Does it sound scary? Or wonderful? What do you think? Personally, I think it sounds scary as hell and wonderful as could be, all at the same time.
 
We have all seen the Sci-Fi movie where every move you make is tracked. Today, Google took the first step.
October 24

My blog is only worth $6,774.48 - How much is your's worth?

This web site will show you exactly what your blog is worth. Seems like I'm only worth $6,774.48. Any takers?? Sold.

 

 


My blog is worth $6,774.48.
How much is your blog worth?

October 22

Why does your Device Manager show 3 USB ports when you only have 2?

The answer lies where you may not think. It lies inside your computer.
 
Most laptops have at least three USB ports, although only two are exposed to the naked eye (I like the word naked). The other is in the form of a circuit-board on the inside. Figuring out the pinout is all you need to take advantage of the third port that Device Manager says you have.
 
This link goes to a forum where a user decided when she looked at her laptop that there must be a way for her to add her USB Bluetooth adapter, and she was right. She includes pictures of the project and how-to's, and the best part is this should work for almost ANY LAPTOP OUT THERE!
 
Do you own a laptop? Have you ever looked at your two ports and wished there were three? Some memory keys are so big they won't allow you to plug anything into your other USB port. Then this guide is for you.
August 23

I hate Paypal. So here's the phone numbers to executive escalations.

Someday, I will explain to everyone how Paypal screwed me. But for the moment, perhaps you'd like to call some numbers that are unlisted and tell Paypal what you think of their service. Have a good day.
 
"The Paypal Shakedown List"
 
Tiffany Zaporowski Manager  Executive Escalations (402) 935-2238
Elizabeth Morey  Supervisor Executive Escalations (402) 935-2116
Adam Braasch    Sr. Agent  (402) 935-2172
Beth Beutler    Sr. Agent  (402) 935-2268
Leslie Byrne    Sr. Agent  (402) 935-5146
Luke Conzemius    Sr. Agent  (402) 935-2334
Michelle Davis    Sr. Agent  (402) 935-2269
Janyce Erikson    Sr. Agent  (402) 935-2399
Melody Fry    Sr. Agent  (402) 935-5145
Jackie Hart    Sr. Agent  (402) 935-2174
Michael Lazure    Sr. Agent  (402) 935-2229
Rick Martin    Sr. Agent  (402) 935-5163
Stephanie Mikovec   Sr. Agent  (402) 935-5073
Megan Moore    Sr. Agent  (402) 935-2157
Peggy Pattavina    Sr. Agent  (402) 938-3533
Tara Stevens    Sr. Agent  (402) 935-2331
Megan Wetzel    Sr. Agent  (402) 938-3532
August 22

The "Ninja Paper Star"

Link to the Official Ninja Paper-Star Builders' guide!!

Remember when you were like 10 years old and these were the HOTTEST thing on the block? Be the cool kid now and build your very own Ninja Paper Star, with .pdf goodness included.

 

Shuriken!

August 19

Turn your crappy sketch into art

This is some output from a very cool web site that lets you draw a really crappy drawing and then finds a way to turn it into art. Check out some screen shots as the crappy drawing I did progresses...

This is my incredibly talented drawing. I rule.

 

Generate the Scribbler, and the drawing begins to take shape...

Filling in details. It looks like an architectural drawing, I love it!

Looks like someone put a flag on the moon. Weird...

Basically, the finished product!!

Screw around with the settings, and you get different colors, change the size of your lines, and the "scribbliness" of your drawing!

I think this site would do great things for someone who can sketch with a mouse, I think the Eiffel Tower would look great using this! Make comments if you have tried it I would love to see some screen shots of "art" you have made using this site!

As a side note, be sure to play with the settings - you can do color, thicker lines, etc. and pause it whenever you like what you see!

Alternative Names For Cubicles

14. Soul-Sucking Pod of Death

13. Tomb of the Unknown Bureaucrat

12. Slack-In-The-Box

11. Headquarters, Jodie Foster Fan Club

10. Peon Palazzo

9. Yuppie Terrarium

8. The SnackFooda Triangle

7. English Majors Entry Point

6. Luxury Manhattan Apartment

5. Picasso's Folly

4. IPDH - International Porn Downloading Headquarters

3. Fortress of Servitude

2. Casa de Livin' La Vida Veal

1. Wraparound Turbo Demoralizer 2000

August 17

Low-Level formatting your HD

Ah yes, for the old days. Anyone else remember what it used to be like to actually format a hard drive? Now, you just right-click, go to format, that's it. You know, it didn't used to be so easy! So, to remind everyone how easy we have it... Here is how you used to do it when you formatted your hard drive.
 
And remember, we have it easy now - be thankful.
 
From DOS, start DEBUG

Type the following commands:

F 200 L1000 0 (RETURN)

A CS:100 (RETURN)

MOV AX,301 (RETURN)

MOV BX,200 (RETURN)

MOV CX,1 (RETURN)

MOV DX,80 (RETURN)

INT 13 (RETURN)

INT 20 (RETURN)

(RETURN)

g (RETURN)

You should then get the message "Program terminated normally"

Press CTL+ALT+DEL to reboot and then run FDISK
August 12

Things to say when you're losing a technical argument

That won't scale.

That's been proven to be O(N^2) and we need a solution that's O(NlogN).

There are, of course, various export limitations on that technology.
The syntax is idiosyncratic.

Trying to build a team behind that technology would be a staffing nightmare.

That can't be generalized to a cross-platform build.

Unfortunately, the license would contaminate our product.

If we go with that idea, we're going to have Don Marti camped out in the front lobby with 300 angry software jihad supporters.

Our support infrastructure simply can't handle the volume that change would involve.

I had one of the interns try that approach for another project, and it scrambled the CEO's hard drive. So I think it's going to be a hard sell.

Yes, well, that's just not the way things work in the real world.
I like your idea. Why don't you write up a white paper and we'll review it at the next staff meeting?

Unfortunately, we're an all-FORTH shop. Otherwise, it's a nice idea.
I think you need to stop taking this so personally. We need to think about what's best for the project, not about our own little pet theories.

Oh, I played with that approach back as an undergrad. Got a D, too.

I was reading about that on BugTraq yesterday.

Yes, I believe that's the approach Windows NT is taking.

That's totally inefficient on modern hardware.

Well, yes, but it really reduces to the knapsack problem in that case. Do you have some kind of heuristic, or are we dealing with an NP-complete case?

Have you LOOKED at the number of I/O requests that will create?
We can't afford the transaction overhead.

Yeah, or we could all just plink away on Amigas or something.

What? I don't speak your crazy moon-language.

Hmm. Didn't they just go bankrupt? It's OK, I guess -- there's some German company who's picked up the existing service contracts.

No, no, no. We're really working on an N-TIER architecture, here.

No, no, no. It's fairly important that the database be in THIRD NORMAL FORM.

No, that would break object encapsulation.

I don't think that's altogether clear. Please write it up in UML for me.

I think there's a problem with your drive geometry.

Can you generate some USE CASES that would justify the change?
How is that going to impact the schedule?

RAM is cheap and all, but...

It would probably be best if we deferred that until version 2.0.

I like it, but it is too point-oh for my tastes.

If you make this change, I will fork the code.

Yes, well, unfortunately the economy is going away from anything remotely like that. Our investors would kill us.

Jakob Nielsen wrote an interesting hit piece on that.

Yes, yes, we've all read DJB's RFCs on the subject.

This is all covered in Knuth, and we don't have time to go over it again.

This one is in the FAQ:
http://www.linuxmafia.com/~rick/faq/#your_dumb_technology

I don't have time for this extropian nonsense.

Well, I guess we could start the QA cycles again from square one. That would require a press release, though.

You used to program in Pascal, didn't you?

Why don't we make a generalized solution including both options, and let the administrator decide with a config-file setting?

You've obviously ignored the various namespace issues.

I don't think you're considering the performance trade-offs.

What kind of benchmarks have you been running?

Let's table this for now, and we'll talk about it one-on-one off-line.
This really doesn't jibe with our core competency.

This sort of thing should really be outsourced.

I remember that IBM had a project to do that back in the 70s.

Um, hello? We're using VON NEUMANN MACHINES HERE.

We need this to fit on a single floppy.

Yes, but can this be embedded in a toaster, for example?

We need something that my mom can use.

Users won't want to click through that many layers of hierarchy.

The packaging costs will be prohibitive.

OK, but what about internationalization?

Look, would you just get off your Be obsession for FIVE MINUTES and talk serious design with us?

That's a good idea -- you should do that on your home page.

Yeah, Linuxcare tried that with the Sourceror project.

Ho, man! Are they still AROUND? That's so cool. I thought that whole idea was discredited years ago.

What you're not seeing is the difference between an 'is-a' and a 'has-a' relationship.

There is no hope for the widow's son, Boaz.

Yes, but we're standardizing on XML.

That doesn't fit into the MVC model.

Well, that's great if you have an AI running the thing.

Well, they're going to do that with the next version of Perl, so we should probably wait.

Well, they're going to do that with the next version of OS X, so we should probably wait.

I heard that the only real application for that technology was child pornography. How did you hear about it?
 
Original article was posted on http://www.skirsch.com/humor/techarg.htm - but the link is dead now, so Thanks to Steve Kirsch for the original article and Google cache for hanging on to useless crap for years.

Definitions for Geeks

I think nerds see things just a bit differently. Here's a few definitions and the way nerds think, as well as the "other end" of the spectrum: 

 

Terminator - Nerd Definition : The end of a chain of SCSI devices. Regular Definition : A killer, the end of something. Redneck Definition: A movie with a “Huge dude” in it.

 

Hard Drive - Nerd Definition : A device used for storage / media. Regular Definition : A difficult roadway or overpass requiring great driving skills. Redneck Definition : Going somewhere with no beer in the car.

 

RAM - Nerd Definition : A temporary storage device used for fast access to regularly accessed data. Regular Definition : To shove, push, or otherwise move an object at a high rate of speed. Redneck Definition : A truck made by Dodge.

 

LCD - Nerd Definition : Liquid Crystal Display. Regular Definition : An expensive TV. Redneck Definition : Isn’t that some kind of drug?

 

Screen - Nerd Definition : Television or monitor. Regular Definition : The filter used to keep bugs and mosquitoes out of your home. Redneck Definition : A football play.

 

Home - Nerd Definition : The page your browser is set to. Regular Definition : Where you live, your house. Redneck Definition : Where all your cars are parked.

 

Hacker - Nerd Definition : A skilled computer user or programmer with heightened abilities. Regular Definition : A dangerous criminal who writes viruses. Redneck Definition : A guy with a hatchet or ax.

 

Case - Nerd Definition : A housing for your computer parts. Regular Definition : A trial set in a court of law. Redneck Definition : 12 cans of beer.

 

VoIP - Nerd Definition : Skype. Yup. Regular Definition : Vonage. Redneck Definition : huh?

 

Laptop - Nerd Definition : A portable computing solution. Regular Definition : A way to email from the road. Redneck Definition : The most expensive part of a lap dance.

July 28

Microsoft vs. Google – Why You Shouldn’t root for EITHER ONE TO WIN

It’s the tiny pitter-patter of GIANT FEET. Yes, the same ones they used to stomp on the industry are now causing them to trip all over themselves. I feel so bad for the giant.

Here’s a quick round-up of why no one in their right (or left) mind will feel bad for Microsoft, and why you really shouldn’t root for Google either.

Microsoft really brought this on themselves. Yes, the software maker has been known as king of the hill, and for some time has enjoyed the view from the top. To this end, they have ensured the existence and even the strength of their largest competitor: Google.

When Microsoft was being sued by Uncle Sam, we all rooted for Uncle Sam to break up the company by virtue of the anti-trust suits they brought, hoping they would split the company into manageable parts (OS, Office products, Web development, hardware). This did not happen, because Microsoft hired fantastic lawyers to fight off the impending doom, and in case after case they won – and in doing so they likely have created a precedent they can’t fight off.

I am speaking of the non-compete agreement they signed with Kai-Fu Lee, their former-executive-turned-Google-employee. When he signed that agreement, it stated that he would not go to work for a competitor.

Problem is, Microsoft has too many projects, too much software out there – virtually anywhere Kai-Fu Lee decided to work was guaranteed to be a competitor. How exactly is Google a competitor of Microsoft? After all, they are a search engine, and Microsoft is primarily an OS and software maker, right?

M$ has a search engine, true, but their primary source of income is nowhere centered around that. And of course, Google can argue that the Microsoft Non-Compete agreement could really be considered a contract to never work with anyone again. Since Kai-Fu Lee is a man working in the computer field, anything that related to computers would really be in competition to Microsoft, since they do so MANY things with computers, everything from internet related activities to hardware

Microsoft makes keyboards and mice. So, really, it would be a violation of the non-compete for him to sign a contract with Logitech

They make speakers, so he can’t work for JBL either.

They got that Xbox thing, so naturally Sony is out.

They are now making a Tivo-like device, so Tivo and all cable/media related devices are out, too

Oh, yeah, they make networking stuff, so all telecom stuff is out, and Intel is out too since they make networking products

But Microsoft has always been focused on what it considered the centerpiece of a computer, which of course, is the operating system. The problem for Microsoft is that the shift of focus in the industry is no longer on the OS – people use OS X, different versions of Linux, and yes, Windows too, but they all do the same thing. They surf the ‘net.

A lot of people used to hate IBM. Then they screwed up, lost the edge, had no foresight, and let M$ license DOS to them. IBM stumbled, and M$ grew into what they are now – the next version of IBM

Several factors indicate the loss of an edge within the Microsoft towers

They knew the internet would be the next big thing, invested in it heavily, and somehow, the largest thing they have going on the internet is msn.com – they have acquired every site they thought would become huge, but instead of ending up with mega-hits like eBay, Yahoo, or better, they ended up with liabilities – like go.com, MSNBC and Hotmail. LACK OF FORESIGHT

Dispersal of resources – The Microsoft folks have a problem on their hands. They do too much. They would have been better off being split up by the government, and as such each division would have had the resources to make bigger and better items. Much like IBM’s famed R&D division, which invented items like the “mouse joystick” that are now famous on laptops as far back as the 60’s, there is so much going on at M$ now that even they can’t keep track of their own innovations. M$ IS BLOATED

Heavy-handed leadership – Google is famous for a policy it has, namely that if you think of something interesting/cool, you should just go get it done. They will endorse your ideas, coddle them, give them room to grow. Any such attempt at progress brings censure from M$. They want you to work on the things that they have given you to work on, and the company execs will do the rest of the thinking for you, thank you very much. Problem is, Bill and Steve haven’t done a great job thinking of the next big idea, they are too busy thinking about backwards-compatible OS’s and such. THE OLD GUARD REFUSES TO MOVE ASIDE.

So, Microsoft was doomed when they won the battles that probably doomed them to future failure, but what about the challenger, Google? They are going to be a better company, right?

Google began as a college project, one that envisioned the web as millions of people pointing at one another. The more fingers pointing at a specific place, the more popular it must be. A great idea that turned into a BIG dollar generator, especially when combined with advertising revenue generated by smaller companies whose ads only came up when someone was looking for their product. Good thinking, all around.

Now, Google is mad at the Big Guys in the industry, and rightfully so – Microsoft really has no reason to take away the guy Google hired from them, Mr. Kai-Fu Lee. Google isn’t trying to compete with M$, at least if you look at things head-on.

However, Google now has patented the internet. Not literally, of course, but we all know who really owns the ‘net at this point. And as much as we have all hated Microsoft and its’ tactics, we are all about to hate Google JUST AS MUCH. Here’s why.

Just as we don’t like Microsoft for not encouraging its’ employees to experiment and discover new technologies, we are about to dislike Google for the exact opposite reason. Microsoft became bloated because it branched out too much. By encouraging the innovations which will likely change the way we surf the ‘net and more, Google is setting itself up for the same eventuality, and eventually they will stop innovating, because they will be too big. GOOGLE WILL BECOME BLOATED.

Google is a tool, like any other. Because of it’s incredible capabilities, people are finding uses for it like no other – hacking has become much easier because of Google, it will give you a list of possible targets, where as it used to be a trial-and-error thing. Very handy! You can reverse-lookup someone now just by typing in their phone number. Great for stalkers! But seriously, there are a lot of great uses for such intense search engine capability. The scary part is that Google can use this information just like any of us can, and unlike us they have a local copy stored at all times. Sounds like a security risk to me. Remember Robocop? The company that created him, OCP, basically ran the city because they had the technology to do so. GOOGLE CAN BE A VERY DANGEROUS COMPANY SOMEDAY, IF THEY CHOOSE TO BE

A shift away from the OS based computer. The day will come soon, I think, that computers may come with a simple browser. That’s it. It will run lightning-fast have nothing to bog it down, and all apps will be loaded in the form of extension/plug-ins Firefox style. This will eliminate the need for an OS, being hailed as the next big step in computer growth. Problem is, if you need software, you’ll have to buy a license key for every little plug-in or small patch that needs to be loaded. Sure, the OS is free, but the service is a monthly charge, let’s say $10 a month. Cheap! Affordable! Easy-to-use! Your data is “safely” stored on the internet! Backed-up nightly! And you will NEVER own the software that you run on your computer ever again. The day isn’t far, and we will have our collective souls handed over to the one company that could take them – Google. THE INTERNET IS CONTROLLED BY GOOGLE.

I am not presenting solutions to these problems, I am not even trying to create an apocalyptic preview. I am simply stating things the way I see them… The fight begins in court, with a has-been and an about-to-be. And we can’t root for either one.